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There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very good indeed, but when she was bad, she was horrid.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Things I've actually said...and am a little horrified by

"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way."   ~Steve Martin (Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life)


1.  I don't want you to hand me your boogers.
2.  I'm sorry your bottom hurts but, no, I will not kiss it.  Will it feel better if I kiss your face?
3.  Stop touching doggy's penis.
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5 comments:

  1. JodiJuly 19, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Oh my goodness, I should have been tracking my similar responses over the years. Funny :)

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  2. Cindy FincherJuly 19, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    haha I guess those comments come with having boys :)

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  3. Kelly H.July 20, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    It's really life with boys isn't it. I'm sure I've said some humdingers too... Hayden is a "special" child who brings out the best/worst in me at times. Thanks for the laughs friend!

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  4. Cara GrandleJuly 25, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Like!

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  5. Bethany :)July 28, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    HA HA! You are not alone... ;)

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