"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. ~Derek Zoolander (Zoolander)
My son Mark has a ton of clothing. 99.999% of it is hand-me-downs from his big brother and cousin. Quite a bit of it Alex never wore because of the size, time of year, etc. As a result, I'm encountering some of these outfits for the 1st time.
May I present a little fashion collage featuring Mark wearing clothing with animals I never expected would appear on children's clothing:
No, I cannot identify the generic rodent on his shirt in the top left-hand corner. Chipmunk? Woodchuck? Poorly drawn beaver? You decide. I imagine he held his big horn sheep sweater up like that (top right) so you could get a glimpse of his chiseled abs.
And finally, two honorable mentions. The first, a picture of Mark wearing his orange, fox leisure suit. This one receives honorable mention because he looks so darn cute and because I can never figure out why it says "sniff, sniff":
And, second, a picture of Mark looking very startled and wearing an outfit featuring the most ridiculous animal to ever appear on an article of children's clothing: