Me: (Silently) BWAHAHAHAHAHA
“I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.” ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings
A recent conversation with Alex - including the parts that only took place in my mind:
Alex: The cat at Robin’s is Kidder and the cat at Gram’s is Frank.
Me: (Silently) Actually Frank died not that long ago but I’d rather not go in that.
(Aloud) That’s right.
Alex: Robin’s going to give me a cat.
Me: (Silently) She better not.
Alex: Yes, I will call him Fire.
Me: (Silently) Where do you come up with this stuff?
Alex: Yes, he’s a really hot cat.
Alex: He will be orange.Several minutes later:
Me: (Silently) That actually makes sense.
(Aloud) Is orange your favorite color?
Me: I thought your favorite color was red.
Alex: No, orange.
Me: (Silently) Seriously? You told me it was red not even 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: (Reading this post aloud) Actually Frank died not that long ago...
Alex: Frank died?
Jeff: Yes, he's in kitty heaven.