my adventures

There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very good indeed, but when she was bad, she was horrid.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Things I've actually said...and am a little horrified by

"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way."   ~Steve Martin (Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life)

1.  I don't want you to hand me your boogers.
2.  I'm sorry your bottom hurts but, no, I will not kiss it.  Will it feel better if I kiss your face?
3.  Stop touching doggy's penis.


  1. Oh my goodness, I should have been tracking my similar responses over the years. Funny :)

  2. haha I guess those comments come with having boys :)

  3. It's really life with boys isn't it. I'm sure I've said some humdingers too... Hayden is a "special" child who brings out the best/worst in me at times. Thanks for the laughs friend!

  4. HA HA! You are not alone... ;)